A Brief History of Beanie Cow's Cult

Beanie Cow's Cult formed when she was still inside her mummy's womb. Back then no-one knew of what was yet to come.

During her formative years as a young calf, she was not really aware of her Cult. She knew not the purpose of it, nor the power that it could one day wield.

She was still a young calf, but approaching her time of change, when they first tried to enter her Cult. Those who were doing so knew of illegalities at this time, but still they tried. None succeeded, but several arrests were made.

It was at this time she started to become aware of her Cult. She investigated the Cults of others to try get a better idea of what purpose Cults were for. She found that not everyone had a Cult. She found that there were Cults of different shapes and sizes, but that they were all really for the same purposes. They were there to bring pleasure to the owner of the Cult, and also to the members that had entered the Cult.

With this knowledge she started to welcome members into her Cult. As more and more members entered, her Cult got larger.

As her Cult spread wide, several fine upstanding members of society began to get nervous about the effect her Cult was having on some. About a year ago the FBI were informed that something smelt fishy with Beanie Cow's Cult. It is rumoured that they tried to penetrate her Cult to find out more, but found they were inexperienced at that kind of thing, so were unable to do so.