Frequently Asked Questions about Beanie Cow's Cult

What makes the Beanie Cow's Cult so special?

It is impossible to really describe what it feels like to be inside her Cult. It is unlike any other. You will certainly find the Cult warm and welcoming.

Does she let just anyone enter her Cult?

Much as some aren't so happy about this, yes she does let pretty much anyone in.

If I came into her Cult, would there be any risk to me?

Not really, as she's a cow, but you can always take precautions.

Are there many members in her cult at present?

It's hard to say how many are at any given time, but her attitude is "the more members in my cult, the better!"