About Beanie Cow

She has no name other than "Beanie Cow". She's known affectionately by those she's close to as "Cow".

She originally came from China (see her label below for proof of this). Not much is known about her journey here, except that she was held captive once she did arrive here and could not be set free until enough cheese spread had been purchased.

Since reaching maturity, she is pretty much ageless. Despite her boundless enthusiasm for her Cult, she has to take care these days, as too much stretching could make her a little saggy. Also her beans might get a little squashed, which wouldn't do.

As you can see, she needs occasional sponging with a damp cloth. It is considered an honour to perform such a task, and causes much excitement amongst those who perfom it. She does tend to get rather wet herself when you rub her with it, but that's to be expected.